Got a burning question? We love the enthusiasm. Our FAQ page is basically a crystal ball that answers 99% of inquiries about orders, shipping, and how we make irony look so good. If your question is in that rare 1% that our FAQ hasn't foreseen, feel free to send us a message. As a small business with a mighty-but-minimal staff, we promise to get back to you as soon as we can.

For the fastest solution, though, we recommend checking the FAQ first.